Hum Motte hain toh Kya hua Dil Walle hain

IT's like a Greatest sin in this generation to be fat or to be out of shape......
"Abey teri thond nikal aayi hain "...... "abbe kya tyre latka ke ghoom raha hain ...." etc etc are the common slangs that you here if ur friends realise that you have put up a ponch or started developing a beer belly....But thats nothing compared to the humiliation that really obese or fat people get....some of the more familiar jokes like "Abbe tere do weighing machine lagenge ....","Abbe tu jeene ke liye kha raha hain ke khane ke liye jee raha hain...." yea i know the famous saying "eat to live don't live to eat...." whoever said this i would be glad that he never comes in front of me.....the worst part is that when you have a crush on a girl or boy in your office school college or anywhere else ..... "First Impression is the last impression" this is the second guy who i wish i could kill ..... the person you are interested in straight away looks at you without knowing you makes a judgement about you and Walla !!! Khatam Kahani arre bhai humse baat toh karke dekho ..... some one had said so beautifully ... "surat pe mat jao seerat pe jao" ..... these are all the things that freinds talk what about when you get back home from work .... your mom will be contantly behind you nagging you of-course they are doing this becoz they care for us and they love us but constantly hearing the same thing over and over again really irritates us ..... and that too while they themselves are serving us dinner...."Beta look at yourself what is this reduce your weight ....eat less....join a gym ... go on a diet ....Blah BLAH BLAH!!!" when we do so they will embarass us by informing the whole community that my son trying to reduce his weight and the community instead of appreciating my effort they will be like "Dekthe hain kitna din chalega ..... " or "Ha Ha tu aur diet" yea i know what you will be thinking "so what you should listen to no one and be adamant on your decision......BLAH BLAH BLAH".

Boss its not that we are not trying to reduce our weight believe me we are even lady eve could not resist the temptation of the forbidden apple we are just humans with some different kind of temptation.For a Fat guy humor is his best ally.......he should have the strength to withstand or bare whatever is thrown at him and after that be strong enough to laugh at it ....... because if he doesn't then his freinds will never be true to him ....... they will always say behind his back "arre yaar usko kuch bol mat woh toh dil pe leta hain ......" my personal policy is that let them crack as many jokes on you as they can ... akhir kabhi na kabhi toh pak aur thak jayenge ...... becoz yaar freinds for people like us are to come by and that too freinds ......

This blog just some scrap that was cooking in my head ..... i just wrote it all down ..... feel free to comment on it .......and this is my personal experience .............. so i am activating the disclaimer policy .......

Consider this blog just as an incident in my life ......