First Impression Is The Last Impression

What if you had a time machine? Think about the different things you can do with it? What would you do with it? Some would say that i would go back a few days and buy satyam at Rs 6 !!! Hmm thats a good one. Some would say that i would go to the future and come back with the latest technology and ideas and start my own company....... So and so Forth ...... BUT Me .... I Have different PLANS ..... I will go back to the exact time when some idiot wrote these very words ..... First Impression Is The Last Impression ...... and smash his head with a jackhammer ..... you have no idea how much these words have cost me..... to be exact a 1000 girlfriends and 500+ jobs ..... you see i am not a bad guy .... i am not a compulsive eater ....I am not a lazy ass who sits around all day doing nothing ....... But my first impression shouts out these very qualities ..... you have no idea how difficult it is to change a first impression that he or she has made up for a person ..... tha person would need at least another 20 meetings to get things right ...... but this only applies if the first impression was bad ..... if it was good then your a STUD and you will never have any worries in your life ..... Also this does not hold true if your attending a interview ... because believe me there FIRST IMPRESSION IS THE ONLY IMPRESSION .....

So where does this hold true by the way I am talking about the 20 meetings .... well lets see say if you have a girl in your School / College / Office you are attracted to her and you are such kind of a guy who did not have a Girl Friend at all in YOUR LIFETIME ..... so because of the CURSED PHRASE you will mind yourself around her so that you don't screw it up ...... But as the great Murphy says When You think some thing's gonna go wrong something will go wrong ..... and that wrong could be anything from a stain on your shirt to the amount of food you eat to the SIZE of your WAIST to the BURP That you let out BY MISTAKE at the end of the meal etc etc ..... I know the burp is 2 much but what to do .... it was embarrassing for me too ..... so now that you have screwed up ur first impression you can either sulk to the bottom of the earth thinking about the missed chance .... or get back up on your feet and keep trying again .... well hold on don't be too optimistic you only have 10% chance of over riding your First Impression ....... ASK ME out of the 16 to 18 girls I had in my college only 2 of them still talk to me .... Others thought that I was some kind of a FREAK ..... This was college ..... SCHOOL WAS HELL .... One girl I remember jumped as though she had seen a RAT ..... I have never forgotten that day .... Well no use digging up the past ....

Mostly it is very difficult for a guy to make a girl forget what her first impression towards him was ... so you have to be very careful what you choose to pose while your around her .... If your quiet, ignoring her, engrossed in your friends, doing nothing but minding your own business then you’re selfish ,Rude ,Unfriendly , who thinks that he is too smart .... If you go up to a girl and crack some joke you make her laugh …. You will be her JOKER friend and you will remain that for the rest of your life …. So it’s very difficult to say what you should pose yourself to be around her ..... most people would say be yourself .... but we guys have tried so many different Things to impress a girl that we have totally forgotten our TRUESELF ..... So guys I am sorry but I am not the Love Guru or Will Smith from the movie HITCH who guides you on what to do and what not to do around a Girl....But I will say this NEVER EVER EVERRRR SCREW UP YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION.

Hey guys this again is something that was cooking up in my head for a long time ..... so just scribbled it on ...... This is just a boy's point of view .... so girls don't get to anti male about it ...... Also my usual disclaimerism ....... Thank you For reading this .... Also i would appreciate your comments .....